Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Operation Offend Arizona: Ken Bennett edition

Hawaii's giving Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett one dick of a time verifying Obama's birth. Hawaii's probably sick of this shit. Once they've verified, it's never enough and there'll need to be more verification.

I want to see Romney's birth certificate and I also want to verify none of his family members are illegal immigrants. I also want to verify that none of his ancestors were enemies of the state as Mormon polygamists. There are a lot of things I want to verify but Romney's skin color is the right shade of pale so fuck it.

Arizona is falling down some crazy rabbit hole. What makes this more fun is that Ken Bennett is Mitt Romney's campaign co-chair in Arizona. He's going to stack the deck by keeping Obama off the ballot.

You say there's no class war? It's here. Can't do enough to keep Mexicans from voting? Take the candidate they're most likely to vote for off the ballot. I hate using the word 'fascist' to describe things I don't like but seriously, these guys are fucking fascists. There's no two ways about it.

Real life Cletus from the Simpsons.

Ken Bennett has the eyes of a serial masturbater who looks deeply within his own eyes in the mirror searching for his own soul. He goes to bed at night and is awakened by the haunting reality that he can't even recognize himself. His wife sleeps with her back to him and whenever he goes to touch her, his fingers are cold and corpse like. His soul is rotting from the outside in. It's only a matter of time before he seeks solace in his credit card and meth and does feats of self-pleasure on street corners for money once the credit line is run out.

I feel sorry for you, Ken Bennett.

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