Greetings, fine readers of the best online blog ever (this one).
Garrison Ford and I have been commissioned by the legendary Mr. Hara-San to transcribe his helpful hints for spiritual healing, practical living, and other tidbits of advice for a longer, more fulfilling life.
Be sure head on over to Mr. Hara-San's Magical World of Help Time Deluxe Edition every day for life success.
Also get your fill of bullshit here at The Cheesepaper because we still kick ass and still love doing it. Just expanding our portfolios, you know.
I will also be writing a column for Out of the Gutter starting on June 1st.