No lie. No fucking lie, Arizona. I got this postcard FROM the Grand Canyon today.
And, hey, quit wasting our fucking water! Buy some plastic grass, you don't need to water that shit guys. Seriously. You've been wasting America's water since 1912, y'know? It's time to get a grip on reality.
It's not like you're using the water to re-hydrate Governor Jan Brewer's face (she needs it), so stop using it. Shit. Kirk D. Adams needs that water to clean his dick head every once in awhile. Dick heads sweat underneath helmets, I don't know if you knew that. Those would be good things to do with water. Not whatever you're doing with it right now. You're wasting it, man.
Steve Pierce can also smash walls with his forehead. He uses the rubble to build his pet project, the Great Wall of Arizona but he keeps begging the US government for money to finish it.
In other news, we'll be taking donations for the Bloodhound Gang's Steep Fine CD so that we can send it with love to Kirk D. Adams. I don't know why I'm singling out Kirk D. Adams. Maybe it's the dick head. He's just as likely a fine human being as he is not. He just happens to be a legislator in a state that I am trying to offend. Let's keep offending!