Operation Offend Arizona, Day 2: From the comments

Arizona, we got a whole big fuckin' team here coming up with ways to offend you. We're taking shit from the comments and putting them here and forwarding you the link so that when you click on it you'll be offended.

Arizona, you make me sweat. And not in the good way.

I don't know exactly what that means but usually if I don't understand something, I start punching people. Kind of like you and Mexicans.

I typed in "fat guy sweating" and this is what came up. This man isn't sweating and if he was,  I think it would be in the "good way." On another note, if you can tell me what CD this is the cover of, we can buy it and send it to Jan Brewer herself. It's sure to offend. On yet another note, this is the longest fucking caption kind of like Arizona's real estate slump. Zing!

Steve Pierce, Arizona State Senate President whose duties include grimacing, scowling, and thinking of ways to terrify minorities.

Hey Steve. Interesting choice of outfit there. Did your mom press it for you? Did your mistress pick out your yellow tie? Get a grip, dude. You're in the southwest. Show your independence from the laws of rationality and wear one of these:

Alright, thanks for the two comments from the readers. We will continue to offend Arizona. Send us your offending ideas through the comments or twitter Marvin Fruchter while he shits at @WhileIShit .