The world didn't end in 2012 despite the media building up every stupid doomsday prediction. I think there were four. Maybe the world did end and we all just slipped into another dimension without even knowing it, man.
Anyway, I've let this blog develop cobwebs in December. It ain't going to be that way in 2013.
You know how sometimes you can just tell that you don't need to do something? Whenever I see a band fronted by a guy with a goatee, I know I don't need to listen or pay attention. It saves me time and annoyance. Some of you will say, it's about the music, not the looks. Yeah, well I can just tell that a guy under 50 who decides a goatee is a good look is not the kind of person I want to hear music from. A bass player can do it. A lead singer can't.
The top five posts of 2012 were:
Operation Offend Arizona, Day 2: From the Comments 5218 views
The Black Keys and why they suck 3904 views
Unmanned drones over America 623 views
Technological breakthrough 595 views
Wherein I examine laughter over the internet 317 views
My favorite comment of the past year was this gem in response to The Black Keys and why they suck:
G. B. MillerMay 15, 2012 3:19 AMDid someone give you a turban wedgie and got your panties in bunch today?I don't even know what a turban wedgie entails but I love how once I make fun of a band this gentleman likes, he assumes I must be a Justin Beiber fan. A Belieber, as they say. No way, dawg, I'm a huge Justin Guarini fan.
Is your musical speed Justin Beiber, et al and the other nonsensical garbage that the record companies peddle to people such as yourself?
Because this post sounds like a whiny petulant little child wrote it.
Must suck to be such a "open" minded indvidual.
Here's to a new Justin Guarini Old Navy jingle in 2013. The Cheese lives on!