Tuesday, July 10, 2012

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

New feature: The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. We're calling it the Roger Ebert.

Did you put a ham sandwich in my acid last night?

I swear by all that is holy, if you whistle through your nose again I am going to tear you apart, limb by limb and then rip off your fucking mustache and play your ears like they were harmonicas. Shut up.

Let's eat the parking attendant. 

1 comment:

  1. Whoever drew those clouds doesn't know what they're doing.