Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Newt won't oink when the media's in town
This just in!
Newt "Talking Pig" Gingrich, who prides himself on being a master debater and cunning linguist, says he will not debate President Obama if any bad haircuts in the media moderate.
The saga of our beloved sow continues. Please, will somebody pull his tail?
This man deserves to be treated fairly. The debate should be moderated by Sarah Palin who has the ability to pack 300 words into a single sentence. Compared to Obama's State of the Union (written at an 8th grade level!), Sarah speaks at a 100th grade level.
She's basically senile.